A Few From the Last Few Months
I think I mentioned that I’ve been working like crazy for the last few months, so if you happen to still check the blog from time to time and are missing the updates, I’m sorry! I’m going to try to do a lot better with posting new content from now on.
Just because I haven’t been blogging doesn’t mean the “Tall Encounters” have stopped, though! Unfortunately, I don’t remember the context of a lot of the situations, so I’m just going to throw a few recent comments into one post.
Guard: Excuse me, ma’am? I’m not going to ask you the question everyone asks you, so I’m just going to stand next to you.
Because that’s so much better, Mr. Guard…
IT Person to my boss when I was recently in Dallas for work: That girl shouldn’t wear heels.
Probably not, but I’m going to anyway…
Tall Older Relative to my sister: Why is your brother dating a midget? My son is dating a midget, your brother is. This has got to stop.
Ok, that last one wasn’t annoying so much as just funny. I like my brother’s short girlfriend though. She’s nice. But in the past, I did joke (ok, so I was semi-serious) with my 6’5″ brother that he shouldn’t be dating girls shorter than 5’10″. This girl is maaaaaaybe 5’3″.
